December 2010
124 posts
I wonder..
Do ppl that do syrup (syzurp) ever get colds?
When an empty cup falls over…..
my mum is instantly like
and i’m like
CHILL OUT MOM IT’S EMPTY…
and she’s all
“well you should be more careful next time…. ” bla bla
and i’ll just nod and do
Then she leaves…. and i’m like…..
When you decide to dance to your favorite song
peanutbutterspam:
EXPECTATION:
REALITY:
I'll be positive and say thank you, 2010
fatihahxxx:
for the new friends I made
for the friends who stuck with me through thick and thin
for the bitches that backstabbed me
for the people who just walked out of my life
for the people who broke my heart
for the people who made me happy
most of all… this is for me on still being awesome, and will be awesome in 2011
Riding in a car with your friends
Riding in a car with your parents
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MEANWHILE ON TWITTER TODAY: lmfao
raz-b starts talkin smack about chris while tryins holla at rihanna, so we all like
& chris was like
& raz-b thinkin chris wouldn’t say anything lookin like
chris brown started gettin on raz-b for having his balls tickled by chris stokes
& everybody laughin at raz-b like
then all of tumblr & twitter start retweet & bloggin...
andthentherewas2:
Oh you’re dating my ex?
Thats cool, im eating a sandwich, you want those left overs too bitch?
I got a crush on you
leilockheart:
When my crush approaches me this way:
I pretend to be calm:
And when he’s gone I look:
I’ll start texting my friends about what happened:
And my friends are happier than me:
I’ll end up like this inside my room while recalling what happened:
»I am guilty beyond reasonable doubt.
Life’s short and hard like a body-building elf. So save the planet and kill yourself… :)
The akward moment when you get a message like...
Hi, My name is _____ , I have a foot fetish, and I was wondering if you can post a pic of you in red flip flops with ur toes painted yellow.
Thanks
Three Mistletoes
After exchanging gifts and making ourselves comfortable on Quinn's bed, I looked up and was rather confused by what I saw.
Rachel: Quinn? May I inquire as to why you currently have three mistletoes hanging above your bed as opposed to the traditional one?
Quinn: It's symbolism... or you know, a metaphor. I know you like those, babe.
Rachel: W-what? For what?
Quinn: Well... I'm sure you know one mistletoe is a kiss, right? Like, first base?
Rachel: Of course, Quinn! I have thoroughly studied Christmas and its traditions, knowing it was important to yo--
Quinn: I have three mistletoes above my bed, Rach.
Rachel: Despite you rudely interrupting m--
Quinn: Like third base. You know. Like I brought you here because I was intending on getting to third base.
Rachel: I'm not sure that's exactly how it works, Quinn.
Quinn: Oh... we'll have to make it work then, won't we?
They so slept together.
They so slept together.
OH HO HO.
I'm ready for a girlfriend
ikissgirls:
recklessemotion:
I want to take care of my girl, treat her right, make her smile. I want to hear her giggle and I want to wipe her tears. I want to hug her from behind and I want to kiss her nose. Fall asleep cuddling with her, and then wake up right next to her. I miss being with someone, I miss caring for someone like that. Future girlfriend, where are you?
How about you just...
